The Vulcanization Process and the Penis

It's been a pivotal month, so I thought I would end it with the interesting article linked below.

I just have one question.

Why would any man "insert his penis" into a can to undergo some weird kinda business resembling both a car wash and the process of vulcanization?

I'm just sayin'...

German Sex Educators Plan Spray-On Condom

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

Our House of Representatives was specifically designed to be reflective of the voice of THE PEOPLE every two years, and I believe THE PEOPLE have sent Washington, D.C. a message.

Yes, there are many wrongs which must be set right, but today, I am in awe of our Founding Fathers because I believe our U.S. Constitution is proof of their combined and individual genius.